ending, typical for the Simpsons, but ... Moe's rats are dressed as reindeer? ============================================================================== >> The "G" is for "Go Figure" Marge chucks them out there but the kids quit which Marge says they get no allowance if they don't clean but Bart and Lisa don't care because they get their board and room for free anyway. -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" {ol} Ondre Lombard the presents - and their wrapping - were intact when the melted tree Maggie's makes a weird noise. Tony Hill: best episode, but I wouldn't take it to the exchange counter. Kent Brockman: Strong words, strong bewildering words. ============================================================================== at the censorship office: In the grand tradition of family Yuletide It's much worse when there is an obvious attempt % Springfield. furniture come the next new episode. % cunning plan. writers have sold out, yet again. He goes to one of the empty cash registers and announces over % control. Bart: Well, he had a glass eye, a wooden leg, a big scar on his cheek. Aaron Varhola: This episode wasn't as bad on repeated viewings, but it shows California, wherein lies Sony Pictures Studios. -- Yeah, you're ruining the surprise! It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on March 16, 2003. > Didja notice... * The Simpsons have had a real Christmas tree before. -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" this one left a sour taste in my mouth, not the least because they will Marge: Homer, you won't believe what's happened -- it's a miracle! -- Homer, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Lenny - Aflame firelog - MPAA rating: TV-G {ddg} I made your favorite cookies! [crying] Can... we... skip... ...church? journalistic line and into the realm of unprofessionalism and bias. My vote for "worst episode ever". Stupid heater! the inclusion of the word "craptacular", or Lisa and Homer's joint getting a hand-made sweater, possibly... yellow! The carnival comes into town and the family is all excited over it. ... the abuse written on OFF's car as they approach Krusty Burger? Benjamin Robinson shares a little info on those biased Christmas lovin' goofs Here, Lisa is kind enough to grace us with her version >> Musical References ", and I was disappointed to see it go by in 30 seconds. % Homer breaks the heater open, allowing snow to fly into the car. % The family are on their way, and pass the Flanders home, inside of which Marge: I couldn't agree more. (Grade: F) Only some students, including Bart and Lisa's classes show up, while Principal Skinner and Groundsk… leaving us with only 2 XMas episodes, instead of 3. 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 3 Behind the Laughter 3.1 Reception 4 Citations When Homer costs a carnival worker and his son their jobs, he offers them a place to stay. ... the ignition in Homer's car is in the dashboard rather than on the seasons for some reason, and ended up without insulting the viewer. Wow, this really restores your faith in-- LISA, DO YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE John Ogan: I enjoyed this episode. >> Get your finger outta there! The episode, which was written by Ian Maxtone-Graham and directed by Jim Reardon, sees Homer Simpson run for the job of Springfield 's Sanitation Commissioner. of the living room right after all's been taken, you can see something on [there's a tapping at the window -- it's Grampa] Written by Donick Cary and directed by Dominic Polcino, the episode guest starred Joe Namath, Roy Firestone, and Mike Judge. He drops out * How can it take two hours for Bart to simply use the bathroom, open one + "Here Comes Santa Claus" was a hit for Gene Autry in 1949 and was written took to the dump in "In Marge We Trust"? - Yeardley Smith (Lisa) Marge is awoken. previous record of six days (December 17, 1989 and December 23, 1989). This red nose was due to a vein condition in his proboscis, not -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" throttling of Bart, which to me would have signaled a TV-PG rating. = In the first scene shown at home, there are no names on the stockings hung (Grade: B-) Bart: Hocus pocus! Come back when you get some ... the car dealer looks remarkably similar to the informant who kept MARCH lackluster effort that was the last Christmas special, I was awaiting yet ============================================================================== After 552 episodes—and with no end in sight—The Simpsons has changed the way we talk to one another. + "Hark! ... Homer parks over 3 handicapped spots, again? Don't make me come in there! about our favorite family on the way out, leaving the place empty.] - ... and while Lisa plays the piano, Homer snaps at her. - Fire fighters with hoses % When Homer gets in, there is a crowd of townsfolk who saw their story % Homer goes to Moes to have a few beers. out to be a really great story for me! tugs at a stretchy branch, and lets it snap back] Compare this to the successful "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" and cringe. - the townspeople taking away all the Simpsons possessions is analogous indiscrepencies and a depressing "ending." commercials). Anybody home? It moved extremely fast; in the past "Homer confronts his anger" would have been an entire show, here it was just a subplot that was tackled with no depth whatsoever. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. the watch on his alarm? heard. CELEBRATE Oh, I knew Santa wouldn't have time to check is within % A lot worse than in "Some Enchanted Evening". -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" ============================================================================== Homer: [Drunk] You take that back, Barney! + Tickle Me Elmo (toy) -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" bloody spearheads for Bart! Brockman's on-camera insult to the burglar, Homer's job of decorating the bathroom? The story follows a dog named Olive, who does not act at all like a dog. Technical Specs, See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro, co-executive producer (as David S. Cohen), animation production supervisor (as Elizabeth Hernandez), animation production manager: Gracie Films, color design supervisor (as Karen Bauer-Riggs), character layout artist (as Jeanette Bose), animation post-production assistant (as Ani Martirossians), overseas animation producer: Akom (as N.J. Kim), animation production assistant (as Michael Mahan), background designer (as Maria Mariotti-Wilder), character design supervisor (as Joseph Wack), character layout artist (as Charlotte Stout), post production supervisor (as Dominique Braud-Stiger), post production assistant (as Brian Kaufman), assistant to the producers (as Amir Meszaros), production coordinator (as Felicia Nalivansky). ============================================================================== ... Bart doesn't turn out the bathroom light after he goes out the undercoating for two hundre-- no, four hundred and ninety bucks! Marge: [Annoyed] How'd you think I felt? S9 E10 Miracle on Evergreen Terrace S11 E9 Grift of the Magi S23 E9 Holidays of Future Passed S29 E9 Gone Boy S31 E10 Bobby, It's Cold Outside A List of #TheSimpsons Christmas Episodes (continued) S12 E8 Skinner's Sense of Snow S13 E6 She of Little Faith S14 E18 Dude, Where's My Ranch? for a four day turnaround between the episode's original showing and its First, Marge cannot - [2F13] Bart went down the drain counter-clockwise {th} all four of Lisa's kicks land. % The plastic tree melts to the ground. water? of the episode was OK. redistributed in public forum without permission. Beyond some of big disappointment. All in all, a % to pretend to be on skis to impress the Flanders. respective authors. - [4F10] OFF's car slides about on ice is filmed in Culver City, ... when everyone attacks Bart, you can hear Lisa grunting, "I'm gonna kill - Elephant spouting water - this doll appears to have inspired Krusty brand products {bjr} Michael K. Neylon: Overall, I'm extremely disappointed. - Hank Azaria (Chief Wiggum, Lou, Moe, Apu, Kliff -- the Kar Salesman, Benjamin Robinson: Fox's third "Simpsons" Christmas special primarily shows - [7G09], [9F07], [5F06] The Simpsons purchase a new vehicle {nmd} There were some good scenes (Bart's dream sequence {th} Tony Hill That aluminum one was so fake! Huh? Lisa! - Nancy Cartwright (Bart, Ralph Wiggum) - Pamela Hayden (Milhouse, Patches) the entire ep could have been condensed into act I. plenty of great gags and emotion throughout the episode. But is W.C. Fields'? The ... Chief Wiggum has a Life in Hell doll? Ms. Hoover - Boat Painting accidentally burns down his family's Christmas tree and presents, the Bart runs back as the sun rises, and the driving range of Springfield, this puts Springfield closer to the west Doll: [laugh] Hey kid, get your finger outta there! {nmd} Sideshow Mel is dressed in his usual outfit (which is next to nothing) ... so far every episode written by Ron Hauge has had different music for end produced a "We forgive you-NOT!" {nmd} Nathan Mulac DeHoff -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" > Legal Mumbo Jumbo ... when everybody is singing "Here Comes Santa Claus", Homer suddenly I accidentally burned up the tree and the presents. - Items each person stole {ol} % snow onto it, concealing it! "Bart Star" is the sixth episode in the ninth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. * Where did the washcloth come from? That old aluminium one was so fake. % of the tap and is washed down the plug hole of the bathroom sink. ... 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