Homer: To old man Burns, who's paying us to drink because we're embarrassing. Hey, we shouldn't tell anyone we were here. Homer: I heard if you aged them for 10 years, they turn into liquor! Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Homer: (chuckles) All the answers you need are in here. Man: It's the Paul Lynde, Helen Reddy, Hudson Brothers Easter Special, with guest stars Willie Tyler and Lester, and Nadia Comaneci. "Bart will give back the Malibu Stacy head you thought was lost.". No way! Just give them each a nickel and send them to Moe's. Just give them each a nickel and send them to Moe's. Movin' on up. Sure we can. Bart: Thank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago. History Talk (0) Comments Share. [The scene cuts to the Simpson's family home and inside the living room, Bart inserts a home video tape that labels, "Milhouse & Me" into the VCR player, a young Bart and young Milhouse are seen playing with the toy cars, Bart places a Hot Wheels car down the race track which lands into Homer's mouth, he coughs up four Hot Wheels car toys, Bart and Milhouse both laugh], [Bart starts sobbing quietly until Marge enters the room]. Thank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago. Bad musician, messed up vet, cripple, fake cripple, religious zealot, and crazy guy. Fine. We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. Who killed Bo-Jangles? Marge: Bart, honey, it's a nice day. What about all the times I didn't wear a tutu? Movin' on up. You did not. Lisa: Fine. I can't afford a better lunchbox 'cause I'm poor. Toxic barrel rolling! Yes. But, Marge, it was all for you, to buy you all the nice things you deserve. And it's not easy. Edna Krabappel: Milhouse? And why do you smell like liquor? It's too late, Bart. Oh, no! Of course I don't believe it... (SCREAMS). Well, there are six schools of begging. (LAUGHING) Milhouse, you went Cap City on him. You know, Marge and I have an anniversary coming up. Milhouse? Learn to edit; get help. Nelson might be poor but I'm sure he has the seven dollars for today's field trip. Bart, this is a Native American burial mound. Trust me, that is a valuable card. That's where me and Milhouse played. Mom says I'm supposed to help you. He's taking all our business. (VOCALIZING) Repo man. Have you been clubbing? I "borrowed" my uncle's pellet gun. Milhouse: Hey, don't tell us how to feel! We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. Man: It's the Paul Lynde, Helen Reddy, Hudson Brothers Easter Special, with guest stars Willie Tyler and Lester, and Nadia Comaneci. Free drinks for everyone. Milhouse? Bart: You mean Milhouse? It says there's a curse on the mound. Ah. Children, I'm sorry to say one of your lunches exploded. Now to watch some TV. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Mom says I'm supposed to help you. Well, I ain't cooking 'em. Hmm. Who has the Little Bunny FooFoo lunchbox? As long as we live, it's you and me, baby. Trust me, that is a valuable card. We finally have something to put in the wall safe. Really? Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. Or should I say "Mrs. Crab Apple?" Milhouse: Then, let's just say, I don't care what people think of me anymore. Now to watch some TV. Diamonds. Pick up a card. ... Add a Script. Distributie Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright. Well, couldn't you get a fresh start by re-marrying your old husband? Bart, honey, it's a nice day. U posjeti muzeju televizora Milhouse se ponaša jako nepristojno, ali uskoro se sazna da je to zbog selidbe u Capitol City. "The Simpsons" Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. But it's not my turn. We're having a simultaneous pass out! (GASPS) Homie, they're beautiful. Wake up, people! We're like Howard Carter discovering the Temple of Tutankhamen. [splashes Lisa and she sprays Bart in the face and he picks up the car sponge] I'm gonna hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family. Oh... Do I have to? What did you plan to get your wife, Homer? The judge said I was the most pathetic person he'd ever seen in court. You wet your pants! Welcome! Now what do you want to show me? My mom's already transferred her 401 K. No! Let's go switch the heads on the Cosby kids. (SINGING DRUNKENLY) Oh, you poor man. (sniffling), Marge: Hmm. Click here to start a new topic. Hey, buddy, that's nice sign work. Thank you. I think you would do well with crazy guy. Home sweet home. I feel a swoon coming on. Remember, my dog up and died. What happened to my little class coward? Hey, Moldilocks. We can go inside. People don’t really know what it is. That's what you call commitment to a bit. (PEOPLE SCREAMING) Milhouse, Bart's here. Homer: Close but no cigar. Now let me show you that mound. I heard if you age them for 1 0 years, they turn to liquor. Now please, let me give you a wedgie in front of these guys. New to Wikipedia? Just get out this door, rummy, and you're the city's problem. Well, I know a guy who did. 15x12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. You smell worse than you did last time. "worshipped turtles, as well as badgers, snakes, and other animals.". Capitol City Kids: [taunting Bart] Springfield baby in a diaper, poked his eye with a windshield wiper. And even if I did, this is the wrong way to get them. Mr. Bo-jangles. I don't want them to see Snap, Crackle, and Pop down there. ... Look, just because Milhouse is gone, doesn't mean you have to pretend to be my friend. What up, B? Sir, there's a big cardboard box out back that could keep them amused. Homie, I'd like to know what you've been doing after work. 15x12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Movin' on up. Or like when I discovered the school Xerox code. Funny little guy. My nose makes its own bubble gum. Just saying it makes my butt feel warm again. Sheesh. One time, I swung all the way around. Of course I don't believe it... (screams). [The scene cuts to the Simpson's family home and inside the living room], Lisa: "The mound builders" "worshipped turtles, as well as badgers, snakes, and other animals.". Guys who get me. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Bertha Doesn’t Live Here Any More. That's how I got where I am. Man, you've been huffing from the Bart bag. (WHIMPERS) Psych! 02/21/04 00:14 (SINGING) ♪ The Simpsons ♪ (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! Suck it in! [Homer, Lenny and Carl are rolling barrels of nuclear waste]. Marge: Well, then maybe you need to buy me a broach. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Now please, let me give you a wedgie in front of these guys. Mmm-mmm. You'll be like an owl saying, "Milhouse who?". Meanwhile Mr. Burns has moved Homer, Lenny and Carl to an offsite location (Moe's) so that they don't ruin a visit by the plant's board of directors. Mr. Burns: Smithers, the board of directors is coming here today. Okay, go ahead. You think you can dance. (uncovers his eyes) I found you, Bart! Kirk Van Houten: I got a court order bringing him back. Um... Now, I know the rest of us are excited about visiting the Museum of Television today. Movin' on up (Chorus) Movin' on up. I'm moving. Afraid of the dark and the light. Homer: But, Marge, it was all for you, to buy you all the nice things you deserve. Geronimo! You can't move that far. You don't know him. There's no way I can afford to give Marge a nice anniversary present. You know, number two and number four are an item now? (SIGHS) All right. Have you been clubbing? Bart: [thinking to himself] Oh, my God! Post your Comments or Review That's what you call commitment to a bit. lsabel Sanford: Hello, I'm lsabel Sanford, the beloved Weezy from The Jeffersons. Just because I have Milhouse back doesn't mean I haven't learned a few things about being a brother. Simpson's Quote from Episode "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" Lisa: "The mound builders" "worshiped turtles, as well as badgers, snakes, and other animals." (ALL LAUGHING) It's not my fault. This isn't over! Milhouse Doesnt Live Here Anymore Homer: I'm honored to drink to Apu and… Apulina. Well, then maybe you need to buy me a broach. 15x12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Granny, I'm gonna shoot me some Vietcong. Pranala luar Bagian ini memerlukan pengembangan. [opens up the safe, and pulls out a Twinkie] Huh? Three, four, five, chance. And why do you smell like liquor? Ralph: ...18, 19, 20. Home sweet home. To the east side. I knew you'd blow it. But let me go first. Bart: [to Milhouse] Wander away from the group? Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off. Damn Scots! You think that rat is a remote. And you're a three-headed devil dog! That was... Milhouse? Bum: Oh yeah, yeah. Shake. Summary: On a school field trip to the Museum of Television and TV Milhouse shows that he has developed a new attitude where he just doesn't care. Just do it! Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of them all? I still can't believe he gave me diamonds! You don't have to tell me, I was number three. Fourth grade are on the school bus on a school trip. Edit. Views: 1053. Bart, there's something I gotta tell you. Springfield baby! And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life! Wedgie! And you're a three-headed devil dog! While dancing, Homer hums "The Streets Of … You smell worse than you did last time. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Homer: Hmm? Yeah. There ain't nothin' wrong with that. The Marketplace: Sell your Script ! Ah. That Chevron Station has the most romantic bouquets. Bart, this is a Native American burial mound. Hi, Bart. Oh, my God! (WHIMPERS) Just forget everything you know about gravity. 2.25 5 2. (LAUGHING) Shut up! I'm not done talking to me. I didn't say stop. But not today. Milhouse who?". "Bart will defend you when other kids call you a nerd.". It’s not very funny, but at this point in the series I appreciate the writers attempting a down-to-earth, character-driven story with no random plot twists or gimmicks. You can't move that far. He's taking all our business. Well, these charity address labels that came in the mail. What happened to my little class coward? Bart: (sadly) Outside? (sighs) Bart, I gotta say something. It's not my fault. Seymour Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. I want to get a second house, closer to work. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. Bart: Hey, Moldilocks. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Oh, you poor man. It's our anniversary. Mmm-hmm. At this "museum," you won't see a Michelangelo, but you might see Michael Landon and Beverly D'Angelo. Let them while away the afternoon spilling their beer on gullets and trousers while drooling over French postcards. Walter's been cool. This is not a forum for general discussion of the article's subject. Now I've got new friends. Man: (OVER INTERCOM) Now departing, No-Frills Airlines Flight 89. Bart: Shut up! (LAUGHING) Look. We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. Hmm. Edit Clip Timeline Auto-GIF. You're somebody's father? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. A Twinkie? Movin' on up. Well, we're movin on up. It's too late, Bart. EPIZODA: 12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore . I'll roll the dice for you. Oh! Capitol City? Now let me show you that mound. This isn't over! Oh, my God. Movin' on up. Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Marge: Kids, go ride bikes for a while, huh? Beans don't burn on the grill. Now I've got new friends. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (2004) Season 15 Episode EABF07- The Simpsons Cartoon Episode Guide. Moe: Just get out this door, rummy, and you're the city's problem. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Yes. Is that you? Hello, I'm lsabel Sanford, the beloved Weezy from The Jeffersons. 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